Posts by Brokeback Watchtower

With all the child molestation lawsuits they face I'm thinking this lazy ass easy way to get your time in on a corporation score card AKA "Cart Witnessing" will be replaced in the future with: "Stay home avoid negative news about the WT Corporation and stop all preaching keep send Jehovah/us more money and hang on tight armegeddon is almost here"

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A Fantasy I Have To Protest Cart Witnessing

by Wild_Thing in

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i am not a protester and i hate confrontation, but i have always thought it would be hilarious to set up a kool-aid stand right next to the jw carts and sell purple kool-aid.

i wonder how many would get the joke?.

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Brokeback Watchtower

Offer free Jim Jones Kool Aid November 18th so you won't need a business license and people will get the point at least the older ones.

You know a picture is worth a thousand words and what better way to make a point and the thing could be really a catchy trend in the future, go with your instincts on this one for sure.

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Daniel Kokotajlo’s Apostasy enters UK Top 15 box office films

by steve2 in

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fantastic news just in: daniel kokotajlo’s film apostasy about a jw family facing the blood issue and - ahem - a daughter who apostatises - was released late last week in the united kingdom.

even though it received limited release in its first weekend and is going to be in more cinemas this weekend, it has entered the top 15 films at no.

12 - a magnificent result for a highly acclaimed film made on a shoe string.

Brokeback Watchtower

More information out there the better. I hope the movie is a great success and does more than Daniel Kokotajlio hoped it would and jump starts his career.

I'm asking Thor to bless this movie and to kick corporate Jehovah's holly ass. Bend over Jehovah Thor's on the runway for the field goal with this one.

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Cart work faces headwinds.

by lastmanstanding in

my little bethel bird has whispered in my ear some encouraging news.

it has been reported to the canadian branch that some witnesses doing cart work had police stop them from carting in public parks.

the direction sent to the southern ontario congregations is to cease carting until further notice.. this is no joke.. have a jw-free day..

Brokeback Watchtower

Lets face it folks the cart work is just a last ditch effort of a dying corporation like a drowning man grasping at straw to save him from drowning.

They need the JWs to man cart so as to keep them busy in theocratic interest(brainwashed). They have nothing to say even in defense of the corporation that rules their lives, this silence imposed on JWs and not answering people that approach their carts is going to back fire on the corporation big time. Ain't internet great!

I guess the faithful and discreet slave has run out of ideas for the delemas they face. Hey their are getting old and are just brainwashed groupies anyways, who's brains have been fried from corporation bull shit so what can you expect. Stupid delusional shit like cart work as if that is going to save the corporation's ass.

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WT productions - suggestions for a name???

by sparrowdown in

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how bout ..... jehollywood or just jollywood.

mad sacred cow productions.

big brother productions.

Brokeback Watchtower

Jehovah Would Whip Thor's Ass Any Day OF The Week Managery

Jehovah Hates It When Tight Pants Tony Is In Drag Enterprises

O Just Smack Me On My Ass And Call Me Sally Productions

Faithfull And Always Your Obedient Slave And Lots Of Jehovah Ass Kisses Because He's Totally Worth It What A God! What Mighty Erection! OMG OMG Jehovah's Coming Blind Eye To Evil Productions

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How Would You Prove To A JW That They Are Wrong?

by minimus in

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what could you say to prove to a witness that they simply do not have the truth?.

Brokeback Watchtower

You wouldn't be able to prove to any Jehovah's Witness anything you just plant seeds and hope for the best,, to a long time member close to or in their retirement years I wouldn't usually try, why pull the rug from under them when they are so close to the end of their life/membership to the corporation? It all depends on what good would it do in the final out come.

But if an elderly JW was to ask me question my replies would be(I hope) with his best interest. I'm all for a gentle removal of JWs from the cult, and the eventual demise of this evil mind controlling cult, but people are people and we should care what's going to happen to those JWs that we help awaken from the Watchtower dream/utopia. Just plant seeds and let nature take it's course and enjoy your new found freedom from these dumb bastards.